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Hi, It's Alan.

This year has been NUTS! Already been to Australia, Singapore, Dubai and London. More to come before 2006.

My own Masterclass Series and the World Internet Summit are going to be doing some amazing stuff also this year. More further down.

Anyway I have a minute or so so I wanted to give you some valuable insight. You should read this one. It's pretty direct. Its pretty upfront. It's a fact!

So ...

ISSUE. 01

Advertising is Dead.

Marlon Sanders is Crazy ... Confirmed!

I Need a Favour for My Son!

World Internet Summit Takes On The World.

Some Pictures


ADVERTISING IS DEAD Part 1.

 A guy books his regular 6 month slot in a newspaper. His advert will be seen tens of thousands of eyes. 

Another guy pays for his radio spot. Well over one million listens will hear his message. 

Another business decides to print out 500,000 flyers. They are going to pay for some space at the local post office and go for mass distribution quickly. That message will be delivered to 500,000 people.

 Another business finally gets their webpage finished. They buy up a ton of Adwords, PPC and banner ads. That could be seen by up to 10,000 unique visitors a day.

 They all have one thing in common. You know what it is? They all complain their advertising just isn’t working. It pulls in nothing. No profits, No business. No nothing!

 Advertising has become a costly business. Advertising (in the traditional sense) is DEAD!

 How Do You Get Your Advertising To Work For You?

 Lets think about this.

  • How many ads do you see each week?

  • How many adverts on TV are passed before your eyes?

  • How many radio adverts blast out messages to you on a daily basis?

  • How many flyers or pieces of “junk” mail arrives in  your mailbox every morning?

  • How many emails are now sent over to your junk folder daily (at least 400 in mine)?

 Mass messages. Mass mailings. Mass advertising. MASS SWITCH-OFF!

People don’t see them now. They have become saturated with mass advertising. They have switched off. How?  

Have you ever been told a million times by your parents not to do something? Every time you take another step, they warn you “be careful, don’t do it”. They say that for 5 years non-stop. Then one day … you do it. You pay the price. You didn’t listen to the message. Saturation actually switched you off. 

Your Buyers Are Not Listening. Advertising Is Dead! Is There Anything You Can Do? 

Here’s what you can do. 

HOT-DEMAND:: Find out if your product has a DEMAND. How? Easy, do some research and find out. Ask lists, do surveys, just do it. Just find out. 

STRONG VOICE:: If it’s a YES for your product then go and locate someone with a strong voice that’s connected to your target. Let me explain. 

Your product might be “chrome wheels” for cars. Now, you can either bang out some adverts for “chrome wheels” and really hope you get some sales. 

Or … 

You locate a strong voice in a related business. In this case you find a custom car website or magazine. You send them a set of wheels and tell them they can give 3 sets away in their magazine. 

Plus you offer them a deal a bit like this. You say to them… “ for every set we sell through your magazine we’ll give you $xyz.00 or a deal something along those lines that is going to suit both of you.

But – if you want them to run in front of their lists make it an offer they WON’T refuse! 

Why will this work? 

For those that know me through this list you’ll also know I am a bit a of a VW Beetle nut! I subscribe to a few nerdie-freak mags for Beetle nuts! Now here’s the killer (and it applies to ANY target) this is what happens with my Beetle mag. 

When it arrives I have to battle with my middle son to read it. When I get it I scan it. I then read it later on. I then devour it in the evening. I read every page, every word! Now this is the sad bit. I even read every advert, every single last one! Why?

NOW TAKE THIS BIT IN IT’S VERY, VERY IMPORTANT … because I think everything in the mag is for a VW Beetle nut, that’s ME! 

That applies to anything you are selling, ANYTHING.

People don’t listen anymore, they ignore adverts, yet they still love being sold to. Mass advertising is DEAD. Targeted message to market is live and kicking. 

  • Your Sales Letters:: great copy isn’t enough!

  • Your WebPages:: great design isn’t enough!

  • Your flyer campaign:; Volume isn’t enough! 

  • Your radio ad:: funny adverts to million audiences are just not enough! 

Advertising Is Dead! Long Live The Creative!


Marlon Sanders is a Freak. A Nut. A fully Signed Up Lunatic!

Recently I walked through a shopping centre on Australia's Goldcoast with Marlon Sanders and Ted Ciuba. He made me take pictures of him outside EVERY coffee shop.

Even jumping on a chair in the middle of a packed cafe! Now one thing you need to know right away -- Marlon ISN'T normal, FACT!

Have you ever watched the movie "one flew over the cuckoo's nest"? Jack Nicholson's character was based on Marlon (not many people know that).

Do the pictures on the right look like a normal guy to you?

He May Be Nuts But He Is A Genius On The Run!

Marlon called me yesterday. Man, he is smart. Why? Marlon Sanders is in the lead. He's the guy all the experts copy. He's the guy that starts new trends. He's the guy the guru's call a GURU.

Why is he so smart? He has launched a new magazine. What's so good about that? Well, I tell you what you need to do. Check it out for yourselves.

Look at the format. The layout. The graphics but most important  ...

The content is red-hot and off-the-wall-breakthrough stuff.

Look at the last picture here on the right. That's just one page. Click on it now. Its a PDF so it'll just open. Right click and save it to your desktop also.

Do this when you open it. Go right to the Marlon Reveals page. There is stuff in there that you need to know if you are in business.

COFFEE, STARBUCKS AND MARLON

MARLON SANDER CAUGHT SEARCHING ALAN'S NOTEBOOK FOR NEW IDEAS!

MARLON'S NEW MAGAZINE IS AMAZING. CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO OPEN A FREE PDF OF THE FIRST ISSUE

I Need a Big Favour For My Son

My son is working with me this week on two-weeks out of school and in a job. He has built a newbie website and made an ebook. Now I really want to encourage him to do this online stuff as he genuinely thinks I'm nuts.

He has written you a little message. Can you read it and maybe take some action. If he sells at least one I know he'll get the bug for working online. And ... for all the ebooks he sells I will match it and give the cash away to a decent charity.

Here's Christians (my 16 year old son's) message ...

Hi, this is Christian Smith. I’m working with my dad on “work experience” which is where you leave school for two weeks and do a job to see what is like.

My dad (Alan from orange Beetle.com) showed me how to build my first online business, it is a Mexican recipe book called “how to cook awesome Mexican food”, my book shows you how to cook 21 traditional Mexican recipes quickly and easily.

Please go to

www.AuthenticMexicanFoodRecipe.com to find out more. 

 If you don’t like it there’s always a full refund.

Christian.

PICTURES. NEWS AND SOME ODD STUFF!

Beetles on my farm waiting a resurrection! In Melbourne, Australia for WIS
WIS UK Challenge winner. Just under 35k in 72 hours WIS UK day one
Me showing Armand how to sing. Jason Cox scratching his head in amazement at my fantastic voice ;-) The toilets just weren't private enough for me!
Stephen Pierce getting BEST WIS UK Speaker award 150 WIS UK guests

Can you think of a caption for this hilarious picture? Email it to me at alansboring@orangebeetle.com

READERS CAPTIONS!

What To Do When Your Audience Doesn't Pay Attention To What You Have To Say-

 Are They Praying or Are They Bored To Death? 5 Murderous Public Speaking Mistakes That Even Professional Speakers Make

 How To Revive A Dead Audience, Force Them To Eagerly Listen To Every Word You Utter In Any Public Speaking Situation--Master Public Speaker Tells All In This Free Report

 Why Has He Completely Lost The Attention Of His Audience And Which One-Syllable Words Could He Utter To Completely Regain His Audience Undivided Attention In Less Than 5 Seconds?

Do You Make These Mistakes In Public Speaking?

 Even Experienced Public Speakers Put Their Audience To Sleep or Antagonize Them-- This Free Report Tells Exactly What You Should Never Do And What You Should Never Say In Any Public Speaking Situtation.

 "The Longest 2 Minutes Of My Life And My Entire Career As A Professional Public Speaker-- For 2 Minutes I Completely Forgot What I Wanted To Say"

Alan's got a new gig-Summit Hypnotist, and a new ebook coming out entitled "Copywriting Sleepover"; sure to be a hit!

"And when you awaken, you'll have no memory of your hypnosis but will feel very, very refreshed!"

 "...and then I bought another Beetle...."

"It's this new aftershave. It's got a hell of a conversion rate. It's called "Forest's Depression" Working well, don't you think??

"Fellow presenters and the follically challenged were sedated to ease their pain as Alan extolled the virtues of the full perm!"

"Plane flight...$1200,  Hotel...$400..., Ticket price...$2000..., Two hours trying to avoid looking at Allan's bum... priceless.

Thanks everyone, Alan.

BRIEF NEWS::

World Internet Summit LA AND ASIA being announced very, very soon.

www.TheCopywritersMasterclass.com coming very soon.

Ok, I'm Outta here, catch you all soon.

Alan

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