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Date:Thursday November 06, 2008
From:
v-bug (real name 1303s super beetle)
its me, v-bug again and i dont
use capitol letters cause im tired...
when i did this last time a guy
called and said hey bugman, why dont you use capitals.
i said actually my names v-bug not
bugman and i told him straight, have you tried hitting the shift
key with four big fat radials.
ok, said the guy. im picking you up
cause im cross with you. i called last week and told you to tell
alan to ring me in the morning.
you bugged up man and didnt tell
him. that lost me greenbacks and lost alan some interest from
the bank.
well i didnt like the way he said
"bugged-up" maybe he was calling me in a metaphoric, similatic,
illustrative way, dunno but tell you this...
i did my best and i told him. he
slammed the phone down. im just a v-bug not a 21st century Apple
Mac, c'mon.
heck whats a good looking curvy 1976
orange v-bug to do. i did it again though. i forgot to ask his
name and number, nuts im really in for it.
its now 30 minutes later and his
conscience hasn't made him called back. i hope he will. i
dont think he will. he sure was cross.
when alan discovers what im up to
he'll probably take me in for one of those fake new bugs and i'm
gonna be scrap.
sometimes i think im just not
getting it. i want alan to know im good at this business stuff.
truth is though alans still the best
and im the poor second.
if you call him dont talk about me
unless you have a female *herbie* parked away somewhere and you
want us to meet (must have a rust free body and smooth curves to
die for).
anyway call alan ,hes the boss and
the writer and my owner and if it comes up ... just tell him you
thought i tried my best.
tell him im so good i deserve that
paint job he keeps talking about to everyone but never does it
regards
v-bug
call him on UK 00 44 (0) 7793 069
486 or email alan by replying to this email.
p.s. alan never bugs anyone he a
great guy.
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