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Date:Thursday November 06, 2008
From:
v-bug (real name 1303s super beetle)
its me, v-bug again and i have
decided that i am the new night manager here...
maybe you'd like to know what the v
stands for.
people call and say hey mr
volkswagon that is your name isn't it. when i tell them they
say, oh, and hang up without asking about copywriting services.
this makes me look real bad. its 3
months now since i became night manager here. i have not sold a
full stop, comma or even an apostrophe.
if my boss alan forrest smith knew
what i was up to i would be scrap metal for sure.
so i am going to be a creeping bug
and get low-down dirty.
i wont tell you what the V. in my
name stands for unless you order a service from me or my boss.
the v. in v-bug stands for volcanic.
and voltage. and for the voracious appetite my bosses
copywriting creates in his readers.
no, i wont tell you until you do the
right thing and play ball with us.
you call alan as soon as you can and
use his services. he wants work. i want my new paint job. i
might tell you what my v stands for.
but please don't tell him i am
resorting to low tactics. he wont like it. he's a good guy.
alan has good ethics. he wouldn't
use my first name just to pull you into his business and get you
to use his free consultation or review.
ok, its getting light and he'll be
back soon.
call alan on uk (00 44)07793 069 486
but don't mention i have been in touch with you.
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