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Date:Wednesday November 18, 2009
From:
v-bug (real name 1303s super beetle)
he's gone ... i'm boss for 7
days now!
its me v-bug again and i want this
week to be good.
curly chops has gone. he's sat on
his fatso on a sandy beach in spain.
this week v-bug is running the
orange beetle show and i want to make alan happy.
he's stressed. he looks ill. he needs
a rest. so before he hits this place again i'm
doing some good stuff for my alan.
he's been working like crazy on that
masterclass thing he does now.
does it work? i dont know. all i know
is he is good at what he does but hey i'm just a v-bug not an
expert of any kind.
he spoke to this guy on the phone. ok
i shouldnt listen but i was so there. does that make me bad
... naah.
i heard him say ... 'so you
interested in a 1976 1303s v-bug right?' well you can imagine
my total horror.
me for sale! no, he would never do
that.
so i got me a plan. its not big and
grand but it could keep me here on the farm.
while he is away i run the office. if
i run the office i do the promos. if i do the promos i'll make
some cash. how do i know i will? cause its me v-bug and i'm
kind of amazing!
so here is my first promo.
you are crazy, mad
verging on psychotic if you miss alan and his buddy brians
masterclass!
book
here now. right now. yeh now. ok. do it!
i know what your thinking ... "hey
v-bug that was amazing". thanks but i knew that already!
hey can anyone tell me how you make
capitols on this thing? if you tell me i will try and do it.
ok i'm going now. i want to think up
another marketing plan. he'll never sell me will he, never!
love (the real) v-bug
p.s
i love being the boss here. when
that green bug comes around i'll kick her fat fender into
the orchard!
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