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Date:Wednesday November 18, 2009
From:
v-bug (real name 1303s super beetle)
now im real mad!
why cant everything be in black and
white? i suppose life would be a little dull then.
you know i told you. i did tell you.
about this new bug alan has brought in. i think he is selling
me. im scared.
i did something crazy. i sneeked in
and took some snaps. she only has half her clothes on. if you
can take it check her out.
who invented orange anyway. i dunno.
i like it.
alan says it part of something big. i
mean why would any normal person paint a car orange?
alan says marketing is a package. he
hates it when everyone says get good copy and you'll make a
fortune. he hates it when people say 'take this one step' and
youll make cash. he hates it when you get lied to and cheated.
i love alan he walks the talk. that
means if he says it works he does it and it usually works.
alan got an invite. it is to talk to
half a thousand people in a big room. a very big room.
when he goes alan knows they all show
off in their bmws, aston martins and rolls royces.
i would love to spend the night in an
oak built garage with an aston martin... ooooh!
can you imagine what they say when
alan pulls up in this new bug in bright orange!!!
alan says ...
'v (he calls me v when he loves me)
who are they talking about when they are walking around the
parking lot? will it be one of the 100 predictable prestige
cars or will it be the bright orange beetle smack in the
middle?'
i think thats a bit rock n roll dont
you?
alan has a point you know. i like it.
brand images when packed with strong direct response messages
works big time.
he might have curly hair and be half
blind but his brain seems to work.
if i show you some top secret snaps
of alans half naked bug will you promise not to tell alan?
ok check them out below.
love
the best ever v-bug (im more than a
car you know)
ps. youll notice that she may be 25
years younger than me but she lives like a tramp. i mean you
wouldnt get a classy v-bug like me spending a night in there!
pps. warning ... some of the pictures
could offend those with a honda
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top secret
pictures taken at 4:47am Tuesday 23rd august |
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pppps. she
looks like filth to me
ppppps. alan
postponed his masterclass thing in canada. he is
planning it for feb 2006 brian keith voiles didnt even
cry!
i still love
alan xxx |
| pppppps. this is how real
classic v-bug beauty should look |
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