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Date:Wednesday November 18, 2009
From:
v-bug (real name 1303s super beetle)
i am v-bug. when alan isn't around
i'm in charge.
alan is back from l.a. usa. i'm
worried about him, he looks tired.
i like being the boss when he is
away.
this american lady called. she said
"is alan around?" i said "who are you?" she said "lorrie". i
said "lorrie who?" she said "lorrie morgan-ferrero"
big deal i thought just cause you
have a fancy name doesn't give you a hotline to the boss
right?
"okay lorrie it's v-bug here and i'm
in charge while alan is away, what do you want!"
she said, "i don't like your attitude
you bug me" i said "don't you mean v-bug you?" she slammed the
phone down.
next i get an email from alan himself
while in l.a. he says ... "if a lady called lorrie
morgan-ferrero calls treat her good"... oooops!
now i know i'm orange scrap. nuts!
i called her back. "hey lorrie it's
me v-bug".
"what do you want" she screamed. i
gotta tell you alan emailed and told me to look after you
good. i didn't do that ... sorry.
ok she said, maybe you need some time
on venice beach with scooter my buddy ali brown's bug. she
even takes her top off in the sun! the bug that is ... not ali!
turns out lorrie and alan are doing a
masterclass together on the phone. turns out they have some
amazing people joining them on the phone. turns out this
lorrie chick is pretty red hot and even works with people like
dan kennedy ... blimey i say!
so listen up now. when v-bug says
it's cool you gotta do this.
alan and lorrie are
doing
this class soon. the numbers are limited. release is
close. you wanna jump in and take part and be great at
copywriting and build a premium brand and be cool like me ...
watch your email.
anyway i didn't say i was perfect.
i'm just a bug right? a v-bug!
skidding-bug-press:
the new bug has arrived! i'll send
you a video this week. she doesn't like me so i'm keeping my
noise down. she's jealous i think.
pictures coming!
okay make me look good. check out
alan and lorrie trying to be dead good
at this
link
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