Orange Beetle

Alan Forrest Smith’s Direct Response Marketing Machine. Est 1998
Master Strategist . Consultant . Mentor . Copywriter

Your Marketing Is Broke – Your Results Are Stuck – Your Numbers Need To Change! That’s Why You’re Here Right? I Have A Fix That Works. I Have a Breakthrough That can Change Everything.

You’re only here on this page because nothing is working with your marketing right now. Frankly I’m not surprised. The overload of misinformation marketing experts these days is destroying businesses and probably destroying yours. It can be fixed.

Shall I fix it for you and fix it fast?

It seems everyone is singing the same song these days when it comes too marketing. Social media, the latest and greatest fads, yet the bottom-line is the purpose of your business is to make a profit. If it doesn’t you’re screwed. And you might have experts and might have writers and might have designers and you might have a huge marketing team or even agencies handling everything yet … THE RESULTS AREN’T IN. And that for you is a problem.

So shall I fix it for you?

I’ve been doing this stuff for a long time – more than most. I know what works and I know what works fast. I won’t waste your time selling you the next big thing, I will review everything you have right now and uncover missed or lost sales using systems I have seen work time and time again for years.

And I’m on your side. If you get more sales you pay me handsomely and the good news is most of my clients get more sales or I advice them to shut the doors and get a job. You might need my powerful BREAKTHROUGH service, you might need my 21-DAY FIX or you might need to talk to an independent expert that has delivered millions in sales over decades. Lets talk and I will tell you what I think you need.

More About My Private Client List Here

Private & Exclusive Client List

MOST PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL

Are You An Empire Builder?

Most of my private clients are like you – empire builders. They need and want more. They are in business for the long run. They understand that having the very best and getting the very best experts for results at all times are paramount.

Most of my PRIVATE clients take the business of business very seriously.

My Private Clients Like: TV Personalities, BBC Experts, Famous Authors, Hollywood stars, Large and Small Corporations and Determined Entrepreneurs that don’t or cannot afford to let everyone and anyone to know what is going on behind the scenes.

They understand one word, one action, some fine-tuning, presentation, more than marketing can make or break a deal. They understand the difference between what the crowd likes to do and what empire builders need to do. They understand that everything they do is closely guarded, highly secretive and shouldn’t be shared with any competition (or media).

They ask me things like

  • How to I position myself at the top?
  • How do I create a core message that is all about me?
  • What should I say to create the right impact?
  • How can I persuade someone to say yes to my requests
  • How do manage my marketing team?
  • Does social media work and if yes what do we need to do?
  • How can I double my turnover without new clients?
  • How can I save this company and save my face?
  • What is the fastest and most proven way to build this company?
  • And many more questions.

Ultimately they want to look good – I help them look amazing!

My Private Client List

There is no club to join, you are you’re own club. The difference is you get my ‘genius’ mind working deep in your business, working on your sales, working with your team, working with your results and profits.

The only difference is I have been doing this stuff for over thirty years. I can give you the trends that are working, help you to avoid what is failing and show you the really big stuff that can make a herculean difference to your sales.

Private Clients Have a Bespoke Arrangement

Best suited for those that live and breathe their business, those that need results, those that always want more and those that want an established expert that can give the right advice at the perfect time – 24/7 -365 days I will be there as your business advisor.

And please don’t ever ask me who is on my list – it is private and never for discussion.

My Highly Exclusive Private Client List Requires The Following

  • You need to have your business fully in place, operational and not in the red
  • You understand you can take things higher yet are not quite sure what
  • You are in the million bracket but want more
  • You understand the power of investment
  • You want only the best and fastest route to more
  • You are good at what you do and need to focus on what you do
  • You are good at taking expert advice and applying that advice
  • An initial conversation needs to take place to see if I can serve you into what you need to hit If we both agree to move forward a 12-month contract is agreed

An Initial Investment of £30,000 Puts You Into My Private List

Once a master blueprint with vision, sales, results and more for you is agreed a system for future payments is agreed.

One thing I can assure you is this; Whatever you invest in my services is nothing in relation to the results you will get in return.

You deal with myself and myself only. No talk or communication is ever shared outside what we talk about. Most of our critical decisions will be made face-to-face so we keep all of our conversations highly private at all times. Your dealings with myself will be respected at all times. All you need to know is you are getting he very best at what I do.

Shall We Talk?

Simply call me at my studio in Hale, Cheshire on 0161 928 8328 lets make some time to talk over a coffee and see if we are a fit. I can come to you, you can come to me or we can meet anywhere you want even another country. No distance is too far.

Your friend, mentor and guide.

Alan Forrest Smith

And don’t worry if I cannot fix it I won’t take your money and run. We’ll shake hands, enjoy the conversation and move on. But if I can fix it – prepare for the ride of your business life.

WATCH THE VIDEO OR READ THE PAGE

The following results can be YOURS!

  • Fail to Breakthrough: A 3% conversion to massive 49.2% conversion
  • Fail to Breakthrough: A huge 53.4% increase and turnaround in just 4-weeks
  • Fail to Breakthrough: From zero online sales to £42,000 from a single email campaign
  • Fail to Breakthrough: A gigantic direct mail response rate of 47% response with sales of over £800,000
  • Fail to Breakthrough: Enormous leap in leads from 1 per day to 17 leads per hour
  • Fail to Breakthrough: From NO SALES to sales of £1.2 million from single database campaign

Now you can see why most marketing ‘experts’ would die for results like that for their clients. I have strategies for you that will make your jaw drop and sales rise. Dear Entrepreneur Alan Forrest Smith here. That’s me at the top of this page looking all serious because I take marketing serious and I take your results even more seriously. If you have trusted me with your investment I want to deliver you results that you’ll talk about forever.

A True Direct Marketing Story

Let me share a quick story I think you’ll relate to regardless of the size of your business. In 1989 I opened my first high street business. It had to work to feed my kids and pay for things but almost failed. By 1991 I had discover guerrilla and direct response marketing. It transformed every aspect of my income and response rates and of course my results.

By 1995 my direct marketing campaigns had become so strong strangers with local businesses had started to ask me if I could create advertising and marketing for them.

By 2005 I had put together so many detailed strategies, copy and tactics for my clients the income had not only generated millions in sales but the response rates were outrageously high.(You will have noticed that the phrase ‘response rate’ is a phrase avoiding in marketing world)

By 2009 I had been invited to speak in so many different places in the world that it took me around the planet at least 6 times on teaching and lecturing tours.

By 2016 I have worked with clients as a specialist marketing strategist, advisor, guerrilla and direct response copywriting expert in over 400+ industries. Last year I had one companies response rates for a single campaign online as high as 49.2%. So high in fact he went out and treated himself to a Rolls Royce.

By the way I took him from 3 leads a month to 260 per month! Another global corporations response rate to lead climbed to a staggering 1600% increase in enquiries from zero. And another took a windfall of just over £30,000 in sales from a single but carefully constructed online campaign.

Your Marketing Works or Fails – It’s Really That Simple (Isn’t it?)

As far as I am concerned there is only one way to measure your marketing… It either works or it doesn’t.

  • You either get a response or you don’t
  • You either get your calls and enquiries or you don’t
  • You either you hit your targets or you don’t

It’s that simple… isn’t it? And because I come from a history where failure isn’t an option… Success is the only option or the business closes. No sales means no anything for you or me.

Now … If YOUR MARKETING Suddenly Started Working What Difference Would It Make in Your Business Right Now?

Some say I am one of the very best at what I do. The globally renown expert and author that created the Guerrilla marketing book series and what some call the god-father of marketing Jay Conrad Levinson said the following about myself.

“Alan … you bring to the marketing landscape one of the most brilliant, sensible and realistic minds on this planet.. You live in the present and your advice is so practical and helpful that you wonder why you didn’t think of it yourself”

In fact not only that he felt I was so strong a marketing thinker, I was the ONLY expert to be invited to present at one of his private masterminds ever!

A Real Direct Marketing SPECIALIST – I Make Things Work!

I’m a direct response marketing consultant, strategist, writer, thinker and mind specialist for hire to the right clients. Specialising in results, breakthroughs, response and giving you what you need to more sales, increased response and results that come pouring in.

  • I fix your lack of marketing results fast
  • I make direct marketing campaigns work
  • I turnaround your marketing struggles into success
  • I create the breakthrough strategies that deliver time and again
  • I write the words that deliver a powerful core message while tapping into mental triggers
  • I create powerful blueprints for marketing that delivers

And I will say this: I’ve never seen a ‘stuck’ marketing problem in business that can’t be solved – not once. I’ve also never seen a time working with any of my clients where hidden windfalls can’t be uncovered and generated very fast using smart, clever, proven and even time tested direct response strategic thinking.

Am I The Direct Response Marketing Expert You Need Right Now?

  • BEST: You want the best direct marketing expert consultant you can find?
  • SPECIALIST: You need a specialist that delivers outlandish results?
  • EXPERT: You need an expert that understands the triggers that makes a buyer respond?
  • POWERFUL:span> You understand the power of your investing in an established expert because failure ins’t an option
  • STRATEGIC: You are open minded and willing to test proven direct marketing ideas and powerful business building strategies
  • EXPERIENCE: You need a seasoned and acclaimed direct marketing consultant to critique your current campaigns or possibly fine tune them for more response.
  • IS THE ABOVE WHAT YOU NEED?

Interestingly … Most Of my clients Have Tried Almost Everything That Marketing Can Throw At Them Before They Come To Me…

The problem you have today is the mass of misinformation online. It can feel like everyone is an expert with another expert opinion. Use LinkedIn, focus on Facebook, create even more Adwords or play around with SEO. Yet the reality is most of this stuff won’t work for your business because marketing isn’t an event it’s a life-long campaign that turns the interested into buys of whatever it is you are selling. My clients vary hugely but all have one thing in common, they absolutely have to succeed. How about you? Here’s a few of my hundreds of breakthrough clients (All of my clients have complete confidentiality working with myself – that includes you.)

  • One of the worlds largest oceanic and global trouble spot security firms
  • The UK’s biggest real estate company
  • Number one author, TV presenter and alternative health specialist
  • BBC superstar and media darling
  • Best selling guitar company in the UK
  • The biggest direct mailers in the UK
  • London’s biggest and best hair salon group
  • Biggest supplier of specialist parts for satellites industry
  • Number one film company based in Southbank London
  • Biggest online gambling company in Europe
  • And …

Many smaller, single entrepreneurs, start-ups and struggling business that need to deliver more results from their marketing! I literally have been involved with over 400 different marketplaces over the years generating customers, clients, sales, leads, response rates that have gone into the tens of millions in sales.

Should we talk?

A handful of my core services and most effective are…

  • BREAKTHROUGH – my best selling and most sought after service that time and time again breaks through huge marketing business problems and delivers fast results.
  • THE FIX – Designed to stabilise, repair or rebuild, leverage, engage and ignite your broken marketing. Everything is fast, furious and planned around a 21-Day FIX … That includes results. You have to experience it to believe it.
  • MENTOR – which has now been running continually since 2005.
  • CONSULTING: this is the service used mostly by experts and clients that need to get passed a marketing problem very quickly.
  • COPYWRITING – my copywriting has delivered transformations in response that are pretty unusual. If you need a cheap average copywriter of words I am not your man. I write from the mind of a scientist that understands every word, phrase or emotional reaction from your buyer. Copywriting is written words alone it is a scientific mental process that needs to be carefully thought through. That is what I do.

FREE REPORT THE £80,929.76 SECRET!

FREEOPTOB

Every business needs a breakthrough. Every business loves a windfall. What i am about to show you for FREE not only saved a business from closure but it made the business owner £2.4 million in sales after just 12-months.

Those 12-months starting with a big change. That big change was to transform his business and can be used in your business minutes after you rad what I did.

The first time he did exactly what I told him his windfall was £80,929.76 in the bank. This was a real business with real stuff a real office and real people working in his office.

The system I showed him was all real and a simple system I have used for years with clients just like him and just like you. Why? It works and when it works well the results are astonishing. The incredible truth is most businesses I work with never know about this yet it is a huge money maker for any business.

You are in business to take money right?

I have detailed the exact system for you in easy-to-follow steps so you can install it into your business right after you read the report. It’ll cost you nothing and you don’t have to buy anything to make it happen. Just read the report and get started.

Good luck.

Go get it right now below.

Alan forrest Smith.

Ps I want nothing for increasing your sales like this but you could send me a few kind words if you feel motivated to do that after you read the report.

 


  • Before You Call Me You Should Know The Following

    It’s a good thing to be clear so let me be very clear. This will help you decide if I am the kind of expert you need. Some clients simply want another worker … I don’t work at that level as you’ve seen so far. I pick my clients carefully because I am not looking for just another client. I am always looking for a client that can also become a long term partner and friend in business. You should know your business inside out and understand that it takes work to make things really happen.

    You should understand marketing needs a budget. Everything has to be paid for including my time. You should have good finances and no huge debt. Although I have saved businesses from bankruptcy and debt my preferred client right now is a solvent client. I can’t save anyones soul! You should be open to testing and tracking every strategy in place and never forget it can take 3-6 months to start to see bigger, longer term results. You need to listen to may advice closely and take that advice.

    Don’t hire me and pay me if you won’t listen, that makes no sense. You should be open to making changes very quickly where we need to. There are always times when I like to change things that are not working as well as they should – very quickly. If you have lines of command for simple changes they need to be removed so I can deliver you more results.

    You should accept that what you do now isn’t working and needs urgent change – in other words listen to me and my proven advices don’t fight against my advice. You should understand I do not work for hope or promises. I have invoices like yourself please respect my time. I am a premium expert and my invoices reflect that.

    If you need cheap I am not your expert of choice but remember my charges are always free in relation to the results you will get. You should understand working with myself is never a cost. All of my strategic thinking is designed to first make sure you get any initial investment back four-fold.

    You should understand my work is premium. I do not and will not meet in a coffee shop or any other cheap surroundings. To achieve high I need you to think and play high. That includes any meetings anywhere. We can meet in your offices, my offices or in a premium restaurant or other place that makes yourself and myself feel high about doing business. If you are my client you’ll understand that anyway. Does that help you?

    FREE REPORT THE £80,929.76 SECRET!

    FREEOPTOB

    Every business needs a breakthrough. Every business loves a windfall. What i am about to show you for FREE not only saved a business from closure but it made the business owner £2.4 million in sales after just 12-months.

    Those 12-months starting with a big change. That big change was to transform his business and can be used in your business minutes after you rad what I did.

    The first time he did exactly what I told him his windfall was £80,929.76 in the bank. This was a real business with real stuff a real office and real people working in his office.

    The system I showed him was all real and a simple system I have used for years with clients just like him and just like you. Why? It works and when it works well the results are astonishing. The incredible truth is most businesses I work with never know about this yet it is a huge money maker for any business.

    You are in business to take money right?

    I have detailed the exact system for you in easy-to-follow steps so you can install it into your business right after you read the report. It’ll cost you nothing and you don’t have to buy anything to make it happen. Just read the report and get started.

    Good luck.

    Go get it right now below.

    Alan forrest Smith.

    Ps I want nothing for increasing your sales like this but you could send me a few kind words if you feel motivated to do that after you read the report.

     


  • An Initial Meeting … Would You Like To Meet?

    Finally I just want to say I love working with all of my clients and that will include yourself. I take it very personal and will treat your business like it’s my own. Your results, hopes and trust in me will be respected at every level. And as far as cost goes we need to talk that through over the phone. I need to understand what it is you need and how I can create the perfect result for you.

    An initial 20-minute fact finding meeting is FREE. Any face-to-face meeting beyond that is invoiced at £2,000 plus any travel costs (&VAT). If we decide to work together beyond that meeting the initial £2,000 is taken away from your invoices. I have travelled as far as Melbourne for a meeting or locally to Switzerland and of course on home soil on the UK. Note: Travel and accommodation must be covered. I only travel first class and only stay over in first class. If the trip goes beyond one day of time you will be invoiced an extra £2,000 per day consulting and costs.

    I Have Space For A New Client That Wants To Breakthrough and Grow Very Quickly.

    Would you like an initial conversation about some pretty cool direct marketing strategies and solutions with myself? Here’s how. Text me on UK (0044) 07793 069486 with the word RESULTS and your name. I will get right back to you to arrange a time to speak.

    • Contact Page
    • Text me: UK 00 44 (0) 7793069486
    • Skype me: orangebeetle
    • Email me: alan @ orangebeetle.com

    Don’t worry, if we work together my expertise will quickly become clear to you during our first call or meeting. I looking forward to making things work for you. Yours. Alan Forrest Smith signature Ps. Do you have a motorbike? After we create magic together we should make the time to ride across the USA. I will ride the beautiful Harley Davidson that your company will give me as a bonus for increasing your sales… Mark my words :)

    FREE REPORT THE £80,929.76 SECRET!

    FREEOPTOB

    Every business needs a breakthrough. Every business loves a windfall. What i am about to show you for FREE not only saved a business from closure but it made the business owner £2.4 million in sales after just 12-months.

    Those 12-months starting with a big change. That big change was to transform his business and can be used in your business minutes after you rad what I did.

    The first time he did exactly what I told him his windfall was £80,929.76 in the bank. This was a real business with real stuff a real office and real people working in his office.

    The system I showed him was all real and a simple system I have used for years with clients just like him and just like you. Why? It works and when it works well the results are astonishing. The incredible truth is most businesses I work with never know about this yet it is a huge money maker for any business.

    You are in business to take money right?

    I have detailed the exact system for you in easy-to-follow steps so you can install it into your business right after you read the report. It’ll cost you nothing and you don’t have to buy anything to make it happen. Just read the report and get started.

    Good luck.

    Go get it right now below.

    Alan forrest Smith.

    Ps I want nothing for increasing your sales like this but you could send me a few kind words if you feel motivated to do that after you read the report.

     


  • What Some Clients Have Said About Working With Myself

    BRILLIANT

    “Alan you have a brilliant marketing mind which is constantly thinking about how to make your clients look different from their competitors. Which means any marketing that you create ‘cuts through’ and has massive impact. I would recommend any business owner use your mind … take your advice … and do anything they can to work with you because you will make them a lot of money – fast. You are without doubt THE best direct-response copywriter/consultants in the UK and I’m proud to work with you.” Brett Mc Fall, WorldInternetSummit.com


     

    STUNNING

    Alan, The copy you have written for us is absolutely stunning! You definitely have a fantastic way with words. I can’t wait to work with you in the future and I will wholeheartedly recommend you to my clients. Simon Grabowski GetResponse.com WebSiteWizard.com


     

    BUZZING

    Alan, my head was buzzing with idea’s, things to do, ways to increase my business and more after we talked. During those 3 hours, it was so packed with ideas … it felt like only 25 minutes had gone by. My business just got a lot clearer when you were talking it over with me. I also realized that’s the problem, finding the RIGHT person to talk to. You are that person, no question! I am so glad I found you to talk things over with, share idea’s with and grow my business with. I just can’t see what you shared not working for me. Mark Daniels, Leeds.


     

    BLEW MY MIND

    Hi Alan, Mate what day with you. Totally blew my mind how you walked in and just knew exactly what it was we needed. You know the web back to front, you know exactly how to increase retail sales and you knew how to create some very fast profits and turnover for use using the warehouse sale. Thanks mate, can’t wait to spend a few more days with you in the new year. Amazing value for money! Alex Modestou”


     

    THE GREATEST

    Professor Manfred Rimpler of The Medical Academy in Hanover and Head of The Beauty Standards Commission in The EU told me this… “… you are without doubt one of the greatest and most highly motivating public speakers I have EVER come across … !” Andrey Andreeyey Chief Consultant from Russia and Europe said… ” you my friend are a superstar, look at them, they love you and what you say to them, fantastic!” Chief Editor of Les Nouvelles Estique Elena Marekov in Latvia and Baltic states said this… ” they loved you! Look at the reaction, I have seen nothing like this over here before please, please, please come again soon” … Alan is one of the most exciting motivational speakers we have worked with. We have paid thousands for professional speakers to come and talk for us. After their talk I have totally forgotten them and their presentations.


     

    MIND-BLOWING

    You don’t and wont forget Alan in a hurry. He is loud, mad, eccentric, different but best of all, the information he gives is practical, cutting-edge and to be honest … mind-blowing. If you are looking for a top-end motivational public speaker that will show your guests how to develop and increase their business, hire Alan you will not be disappointed… ” CEO Jay Abraham Group Europe


     

    FANTASTIC

    Alan, its not your first time to write something like this. The email is fantastic … Wow James Beattie


     

    SALES RESULTS

    … sales results – That’s the only true measure of success for direct response copywriting. That’s the only reason you should listen to any sales copywriter, isn’t it? In fact, Alan writes with so much positive, raw courage and power, his writing leads prospects to the edge and then over. His copy is so downright contagious, your order page will catch fire from his energetic approach. Your page will be so “amped”, your prospects don’t stand a chance at getting out of your sales page without handing you money. He’s got the solid, time-tested track record to prove just exactly that. Peter Stone


     

    AMAZING

    The copy you have delivered at this point has been amazing. In the past I have dealt with copywriters that charge double your fee…and they provided dull lifeless copy. Your copy should convert like crazy. You are my new secret weapon. I want to keep you all to myself. Jonathon Page


     

    STARTLING

    “I don’t dispense compliments easily. But I must admit that Alan is one of those rare copywriters who truly ‘get it.’ Copywriting in the direct response industry is an art, a science and a challenge. It takes more than mere words to make one’s copy work hard. But Alan knows that. Well. I’ve referred clients to him for a while now, and his copy is absolutely fabulous — with startling results, too! If you need killer copy that kicks, I recommend Alan, hands down.” Copywriter Michel Fortin


     

    THANK YOU

    I can’t thank you enough for what you’ve done. As you know I spent over two months trying to find the right copywriter to work with and it was two months well spent. I can’t imagine anyone giving more than you. I’m possibly not the easiest person to work with, I don’t know, but still you go out of your way to get things right, to keep me happy, to get results. Your patience and understanding are remarkable as is your passion for your writing. But you don’t just write, you advise, you give ideas, insights, quite simply you’re passionate about helping other people. The effectiveness of your copy was immediately obvious. Orders came in so quickly after the first mailing that I was completely caught out! Long may it continue. Thanks again Alan. I truly appreciate you. Steve Goudy


     

    PASSION

    Alan, after speaking with many people within the direct marketing industry, many of whom left me unimpressed, it was an absolute joy to find Alan. He has a passion for his and it not only shows – it jumps of the page at you. His talent for writing has been confirmed by all those I showed his work to, colleagues, copywriters and clients alike. I look forward to working with Alan again already.” Adam Hamilton-Fletcher

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